Have you ever just looked at a blog and decided that no giveaway in the world was worth the pain of seeing their posts on your dash?

Beatles: All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
Me: The internet.
Beatles: All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
Me: Tumblr.

I always pay attention to which of my followers are on so I can add posts I know they’ll hate to my queue instead. 

Stuff I say that usually changes the subject for the worst:
Friend 1: Don't you sometimes see hot gay couples and wonder how's their sex?
Me: What?
Friend 2: Yeah, like, we just saw a gay couple and they were HOT and we were like "they must be wild!"
Friend 1: Yeah and it got me wondering, because I see some couples and...I just WONDER how's their sex you know, kinda like...
Me: Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton?
Friend 1: ...
Friend 2: ...
Friend 1 and Friend 2: MY EYES.
Friend 1 and Friend 2: WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO THERE?
Friend 1: DON'T EVER OPEN THAT DOOR AGAIN.
Friend 2: I'm going to die. I'M-GOING-TO-DIE.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Don't you guys think Tim just invites Johnny Depp to fuck Helena while he watches?
Friends: ...
Friends: ...
Friends: ...
Friends: That sounds awfully accurate.
When I live blog something and don’t lose any followers:

Someone just linked me this on twitter. I don’t know who came up with it but it’s so true I just needed to post!! 

Someone just linked me this on twitter. I don’t know who came up with it but it’s so true I just needed to post!! 

(Source: thedemigodoracle)

Partying hard with friends:

Expectations:

Reality:

Lately I’ve been spending my nights awake, unable to sleep because I keep rethinking how much of a sucky person I am.